Remember when you were about 9 years old? Ok, if you can remember back when I was about 9, when someone said something stupid or obvious, any self-respecting middle-schooler would say,

No Duh!!!

... and the absolute coolest middle schoolers would say,

NO DOY!

WELL, that's just the sort of phrase that occurs to me when people go around clicking on texts like (2). I mean really, what the hell did you expect to gain from that?